You Know You Go To Southmont High School When...

>>You have to duck under live wires to get to some of your classes

>>If you forget your book at school, no sweat, the doors are NEVER locked

>>If by chance the doors are locked, you can just go through one of the huge construction holes in the wall

>>You disreguard the firealarm 90% of the time

>>Bomb threats are nothing to be surprised about

>>You can go to a 90 degree class one hour then a 60 degree one the next

>>You have a group of friends, but not really a "clique"

>>When walking down the main stairs, you see at least 2 couples making out

>>You hate Walter's classes.. ALL of them

>>You know Barlett's crazy, but great

>>You Know Mrs. Brewer is even crazier.

>>You're on a sports team thats lost at least 8 out of 10 games

>>You're part of the rivalry between show choir and band (You know which ones better!)

>>The teachers yell at you during SSR, "SSR is for READING!", then they take another scoop of pudding...

>>Everyone knows who Colgan is and they hate/pity him

>>You know that Friday is Chicken day at lunch

>>If you say the names Josh, Nathan, or Kyle about 1/2 the guys will turn around

>>Teachers make sure they don't pronounce your name right

>>You've slipped and fallen on your ass at least once out side of the school on the ice

>>You've literally fallen up the stairs at least twice since Jr.High

>>You laugh your ass off everything Mrs.Steiner tries out a new "fashion" [true story, guys! look at those necklaces & belts!]

>>You've got at least 4 nicknames

>>We're the only place that has fatfree food because its "Healthy", however we still have a milkshake machine and icecream cookies that are almost 600 calories a piece

>>We have 2 dances a year

>>You get more days out of school for smoking one cigarette than for getting into a fist fight

>>You get even more days out of school for cussing at a teacher than smoking a cigarette

>>Your bf/gf doesn't go to South

>>One dip in our pool will make your hair be nothing but split ends

>>You can smell the Food class all over school [mmm banana bread!]

>>You've seen/know/heard of the legendary "Ninja Kid" who roams the school


>>Gotta Love Southmont!

<< [or, you know, not.]

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